i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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