just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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