OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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