Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
