You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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