Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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