Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
