It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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