How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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