That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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