If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
