Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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