all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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