My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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