she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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