I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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