there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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