Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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