Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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