is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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