3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Do plants get herpes?
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