I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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