this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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