I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
