love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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