I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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