Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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