Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
