How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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