I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
COCAINE IS GR8
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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