...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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