It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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