john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Still dying that you shit outside
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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