READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
