Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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