why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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