How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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