But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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