Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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