I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Randomize
