come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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