sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Fuck appropriateness.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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