to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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