can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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