I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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