Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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