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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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