Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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