U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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