Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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