3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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