But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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