Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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