He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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