you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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