ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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